November 14th, 2008
One morning a group of armed men stormed a large law firm, taking all the lawyers hostage.
Police and SWAT teams surrounded the building. A hostage negotiator contacted the leader of the hostage takers.
Negotiator: What do you want?
Leader: We want $10 million dollars, a helicopter to fly us to the airport, and a plane to fly us to another country. You have until noon to get it done!
Negotiator: You’re asking for a lot. I don’t think we can do it that fast.
Leader: Well, you better get it done! Starting at noon, we’re going to release one lawyer every 15 minutes until you meet our demands!
Articles written by Tom Carter
Tags: Humor, Law
Categories: Humor | Comments (0) | Home
(To avoid spam, comments with three or more links will be held for moderation and approval.)
Copyright 2023 Opinion Forum