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Chicken at the Movies

June 11th, 2009

A man approached the window of the movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. The girl at the counter wanted to know who was going in with him.

He replied, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!”

“I’m sorry,” The girl told him. “We don’t allow animals in the theater.”

The man went around the corner and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the window, bought a ticket, and went in. Inside the theater, the chicken started to squirm, and the man unzipped his pants so the chicken could stick it’s head out and watch the movie.

The man was seated next to two elderly women. The woman beside him looked over at his lap and was horrified. She elbowed her friend and whispered, “Myrtle, this man over here unzipped his pants and took something out!”

Myrtle whispered back, “Oh, don’t worry about it…you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

Agnes says, “I know…but this one’s eating my popcorn!”

Articles written by Tom Carter
Tags: chicken
Categories: Humor | Comments (5) | Home

5 Responses to “Chicken at the Movies”

Larry | June 11th, 2009 at 7:19 am

Tom
You scared me for a minute. I thought perhaps the man and the chicken were married(not that far fetched). Then I feared he was about to choke his chicken. I’m glad it ended on a happy note.

I couldn’t help myself!!

Lisa | June 11th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

I can’t decide whether this is R or X rated!!

Tom | June 11th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

I think it’s PG. If there’s any question, we can simply explain that it’s funny because that silly chicken was eating the nice lady’s popcorn. No? That’s why I thought it was funny….