President Obama Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and into the Light

April 20th, 2012

By Dan Miller

Promised Land, Here we come. Glory Days are upon us! I am so very proud of him that I could….

I am the way, the truth and the light.“We have an unbelievable amazing story to sell tell,” First Lady Obama said. “This President has brought us out of the dark and into the light.”  Unlike some candidates people, He wasn’t born with a silver spoon in His mouth and it is miraculous that He succeeded despite incredible privation. According to His Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Shaun Donovan, “He knows what it’s like to walk the streets of some of our cities’ poorest neighborhoods because He’s lived there.” Yea, even as a humble street walker, He was able to survive in that parched food desert and meekly “take a subway or a bus just to find a fresh piece of fruit in a grocery store.” His miraculous accomplishments have become an historic boon for us all and He must feel justly proud in His humble and contrite heart.  There still remains more for Him to do to for us, and we must support him for however long He may need, yea even an eternity.

Until President Obama lifted us from our hate filled darkness and into His loving light of a new day, we had for far too long been as slaves in the gloomy recesses of our closed minds where only evil thoughts dwelt and metastasized as do cancer cells into sinful deeds. Under President Obama’s strong and generous leadership, we are joyously fleeing those dark places. Finally, we can see and are marching together toward the true light of group think collective awareness. His is not a harsh or glaring light but is like unto the soft and comforting glow used by the Department of Truth media to immortalize His incredible initiatives for us all to see and admire as they lift us onward and upward forever.  Those who had long hungered and thirst after righteousness can now eat and drink their fill of His redeeming kindness. We know not only that our redeemer liveth, but that He sitteth on His golden throne in the White House for eternity. All kneel and praise Him!

Go tell it on a mountain, yea even to Jerusalem!

Sadly, many had strayed from the path of righteousness. Even I must admit it.  With hatred born of the evil darkness then lurking within the recesses of my closed mind, I even wrote that President Obama sought to win reelection by fomenting divisive hatred! Do I feel shame for that and my other grievous sins? No! I know that He has forgiven all of my wickedness and instead of shame I feel overwhelming joy everlasting because with the light streaming from Him I have found His way and His truth; I resolve never again to fall into the dark and deep pit from which He saved even me, a vile and blasphemous sinner.

Redemption is a miraculous gift and because of President Obama I know that I shall never again have to worry about anything.

Antoinette ObamaTax SlaveLife will be fair and nobody will be richer, nobody will be poorer and nobody will have to work. He has firmly rejected all absurd ideologies such as the perverse Communist cant “from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.” All of our abilities and needs will be the same and there will be true equality of result for all.  The slaves will be truly free at last!  The fat cats and melanin-deprived racists who tread heavily upon our very souls will be called to heel and banished to the deepest, darkest most fiery pit of Hell. The true meaning of the Constitution will become manifest to all, even unelected Supreme Court justices, and fairness will displace the strange words lamentably written by dead old White men hundreds of years ago.  Although principally responsible for our privations that President Obama will turn into treasure in the sweet bye and bye or even sooner, we must nevertheless try to forgive and forget them as we move on to achieve true and everlasting greatness and fairness.

A glorious fresh and green new day is dawning because President Obama loves us all even as He loves the little children who come unto Him as blank slates upon which He wisely inscribes their manifest destinies.

This we know for His Lady tells us so! He cares for us all and in the brave new world of His creation He will carry upon His strong and massive shoulders all of the burdens we ourselves once had to carry. He will even lift from us the heavy burden of thinking. He will do even that for us all if only we will let him.

(This article was also posted at Dan Miller’s Blog.)

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