New Bumper Stickers for President Obama

June 5th, 2012

By Dan Miller

Here are just a few suggestions for Obama Campaign slogans to help everyone understand who he is and why we must reelect him. Providing them is the least I can do and he needs all the help we can give. Suggest more, please. Give until it hurts.

Vegans for Obama.
There’s no Meat There!

Unemployment Pays.
Vote Obama!

Michelle Vacations for Us so We don’t have to.
Vote Obama!

Obama Creates Jobs in China So We Won’t Have to Work.
Vote Obama!

It’s too Hard to Think.
Just Vote Obama!

Forget the Dream — Nightmares are Better.
Vote Obama!

Spread the Misery.
Vote Obama!

Get a Grope Grip.
Vote Obama!

We Don’t Need the Military.
Obama Killed Osama!

Celebrities for Obama.
He’s One Hell of an Actor!

Jealousy is Virtuous.
Vote Obama!

He’s Cotton Candy for the Mind.
Vote Obama!

Big Government Knows Best.
Vote Obama!

Sign The Declaration of Dependence.
Vote Obama!

Vote Early and Often.
For Obama!

He is the Brightest and Most Equal.
Vote Obama!

We Don’t need Light Bulbs.
Obama Shines us on on us!

Create More Jobs for Firefighters.
Buy a Government Motors Volt.

Government Needs to Make All Choices For Us.
Vote Obama!

Choice? Not a Chance.
Vote Obama!

A Little Child Must Continue to Lead Us.
Vote Obama!

Castro’s Daughter Wants to Vote for Obama.
Send Him to Cuba!

Now it’s up to you. The winning entrant will be told how to get on the Obama Campaign mailing list to receive notices of lotteries offering such prizes as dinner for two at a Chicago soup kitchen with President and First Lady Obama, a ticket to watch the Obama Kids rehearse singing his praises and an adventure tour of Bosnia under sniper fire with Secretary Clinton. Please post comments with your entries. You can’t win unless you enter!

(This article was also posted at Dan Miller’s Blog.)

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