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June 5th, 2012
By Dan Miller
Here are just a few suggestions for Obama Campaign slogans to help everyone understand who he is and why we must reelect him. Providing them is the least I can do and he needs all the help we can give. Suggest more, please. Give until it hurts.
Vegans for Obama.
There’s no Meat There!
Michelle Vacations for Us so We don’t have to.
Obama Creates Jobs in China So We Won’t Have to Work.
It’s too Hard to Think.
Just Vote Obama!
Forget the Dream — Nightmares are Better.
Spread the Misery.
We Don’t Need the Military.
Obama Killed Osama!
Celebrities for Obama.
He’s One Hell of an Actor!
Jealousy is Virtuous.
He’s Cotton Candy for the Mind.
Big Government Knows Best.
Sign The Declaration of Dependence.
Vote Early and Often.
He is the Brightest and Most Equal.
We Don’t need Light Bulbs.
us on on us!
Create More Jobs for Firefighters.
Buy a Government Motors Volt.
Government Needs to Make All Choices For Us.
Choice? Not a Chance.
A Little Child Must Continue to Lead Us.
Castro’s Daughter Wants to Vote for Obama.
Send Him to Cuba!
Now it’s up to you. The winning entrant will be told how to get on the Obama Campaign mailing list to receive notices of lotteries offering such prizes as dinner for two at a Chicago soup kitchen with President and First Lady Obama, a ticket to watch the Obama Kids rehearse singing his praises and an adventure tour of Bosnia under sniper fire with Secretary Clinton. Please post comments with your entries. You can’t win unless you enter!
(This article was also posted at Dan Miller’s Blog.)
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