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Candidate Obama Was Prescient about Greece

May 17th, 2012

By Dan Miller Realizing even then that a small nation would show the way during his first term in office, Candidate Obama materialized against a backdrop of sturdy Styrofoam Greek columns to accept his 2008 presidential nomination.

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Tags: disaster, economy, Greece, Messiah, monuments, Obama, renting, satire
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Wind Power Is Awesome

May 9th, 2012

By Dan Miller It is a proven technology and has many untapped potentials. Wind power has been used successfully for many years; it may predate the employment of galley slaves (those who row, probably not those who cook in the galley). Even now, wind power has important uses. It makes sailing, correctly known as the [...]

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Tags: electricity, energy, green, quixotic, sailing, satire, wind power, windmill
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We Continue To Be Deprived of Our Most Sacred Human Rights

May 3rd, 2012

By Dan Miller Even the most essential of our human rights are being withheld by “our” government. Unless we fix the problems ourselves soon, the U.N. Human Rights Commission must intervene to bring truth, fairness, justice and the American Way for all. The United States Constitution Declaration of Independence states with great clarity, We hold [...]

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Tags: dependency, education, free, housing, human rights, Obamacare, satire
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President Obama Must, Once Again as Always, Heed the Call of His Country

May 2nd, 2012

By Dan Miller Together, we must move forward toward a new dawn with President Obama showing the way. He must lead, not just some but all of us, as he has from the very beginning. President Obama’s November 2008 election victory was foreordained by his passionate yet humble nomination acceptance speech from between majestic Greek [...]

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Tags: forward, Greek columns, King, Obama, satire, space program, Wall Street
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President Obama Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and into the Light

April 20th, 2012

By Dan Miller Promised Land, Here we come. Glory Days are upon us! I am so very proud of him that I could…. “We have an unbelievable amazing story to sell tell,” First Lady Obama said. “This President has brought us out of the dark and into the light.” Unlike some candidates people, He wasn’t [...]

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Tags: change, dark, hope, light, Michelle, Obama, righteousness, satire, savior
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i deserv, i mean lik, yu no, more betr edutasion

March 15th, 2012

By Dan Miller the wurld aint fare and i deserv lots more betr stuff then i get. mostli i deserv a gudd edutasion so i kan hav lotsa monie two liv gud and sav th wurld like i wanna. i weasted twelve years of mi lyfe in skools and done gradueted. stil peple tell me [...]

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Tags: education, ignorance, jobs, satire, skills, teachers, welfare, youth
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Anthroprogenic Global Warming Gave Us President Obama

February 4th, 2012

By Dan Miller Then the seas ceased their rise because President Obama is way cool! Since the warming trend will otherwise return, he needs four more years. Vote early and often. Mother Earth demands no less. This article at PJ Tatler has links to many events attributed to global warming. Through a possible oversight, it [...]

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Tags: Al Gore, carbon credits, global warming, manmade, Obama, satire, sun
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Confesssion: I Did Not Watch the SOTU Last Night

January 25th, 2012

By Dan Miller I had three good reasons: there wasn’t enough rum, it was past my bedtime and our dogs, fearing for what little remains of my sanity, wouldn’t let me. However, I have read much of the commentary and based on that will provide a post-partisan analysis in keeping with the spirit of the [...]

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Tags: campaign, dull, economy, election, Obama, partisan, satire, SOTU, taxes
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Let’s All Vote for President Obama

January 23rd, 2012

By Dan Miller There are excellent reasons! Trust me — Obama supporters told me and they must know. You people make me sad. Sadly, our appreciation of President and Mrs. Obama has not kept pace with reality and we have disappointed them.

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Tags: appreciation, election, jobs, Obama, satire, singing, spending, taxes
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We need a Reasonable Everything Board (REB)

January 20th, 2012

By Dan Miller Six reasonable Democrats in the House (please excuse the redundancy) want a Reasonable Profits Board (RPB) to impose additional taxes on sellers of oil and gas. Six House Democrats, led by Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio), want to set up a “Reasonable Profits Board” to control gas profits. The Democrats, worried about higher [...]

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Tags: board, Democrats, gas, oil, profits, reasonable, REB, RPB, satire, taxes
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Previous Psychiatrist Pens Presidential Pardon Petition

December 30th, 2011

By Dan Miller No, not for trying to help Chávez appear to be sane, something Chávez has rarely if ever managed. Instead, it was reported here that CARACAS – Psychiatrist and former university chancellor Edmundo Chirinos, who says that President Hugo Chavez was his patient, asked the Venezuelan head of state for a pardon to [...]

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Tags: Hugo Chavez, insane, murder, pardon, prison, psychiatrist, sanity, satire
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Merry Christmas from Santa and His Chorus!

December 24th, 2011

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Tags: Merry Christmas, reindeer, Santa Claus
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Merry Christmas from Venezuela

December 11th, 2011

By Dan Miller Merry Chavezmas Hugo Chávez, the savior of Venezuela if not the entire world, was prominently featured in a Nativity display in Caracas.

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Tags: Christmas, communist, Hugo Chavez, leftist, Nativity, satire, Venezuela
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Support Governor Romney to Preserve the Status Quo

November 28th, 2011

By Dan Miller The Status Quo is Great! Here are the reasons to support Governor Romney: ♥ The transition from President Obama to President Romney will be less traumatic than the transition to any other Republican candidate because they are the most similar; ♥ Governor Romney created RomneyCare, the precursor to ObamaCare, a marvelous thing; [...]

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Tags: Cain, election, experience, Obama, Romney, RomneyCare, satire, Tea Party
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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Herman Cain?

November 26th, 2011

By Dan Miller Our country is suffering from depression and humor deficiency syndrome. I thought Herman Cain had very good shots at winning the Republican nomination and the presidency before I thought he was toast. Like many other serial flip-floppers, I’ve changed my mind. Again. There are positions in which Mr. Cain would be a [...]

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Tags: Buckley, Cain, campaign, election, Letterman, Reagan, sense of humor
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Arab Spring and Changing Times

November 25th, 2011

By Dan Miller This video raises questions about how much change Arab Spring is bringing:

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Tags: Arab Spring, democracy, repression, satire, sharia, violence
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Can Your Kindle Cause Mental Illness?

November 25th, 2011

By Dan Miller My wife gave me a Kindle reader for my birthday in June. Although she sought to do good rather than harm, I have become addicted to it and to its free collection of old classics. I should have known that this would happen. Even a year ago, it was written that The [...]

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Tags: addiction, dreams, e-reader, free classics, Kindle, mental illness
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Drinking Water Can Prevent Dehydration

November 18th, 2011

By Dan Miller According to the European Union, based on a three year investigation by experts in the field, there is no evidence that drinking water can prevent dehydration. Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which [...]

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Tags: advertising, dehydration, EU, satire, water
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President Obama Suggests that the French First Lady Is Pretty

November 5th, 2011

By Dan Miller In this story, of obviously crucial importance about a remark made by our beloved President Obama at the G-20 Summit, it is reported that President Obama said “I want to make mention that this is our first meeting since the arrival of the newest Sarkozy, and so I want to congratulate Nicolas [...]

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Tags: appearance, Carla Bruni, compliment, insult, Obama, Sarkozy, satire
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The UN Says There Are 7 Billion of Us

October 31st, 2011

By Tom Carter The United Nations Population Division says that as of today there are seven billion people on Earth. I take that seriously, given that the UN is an efficient organization staffed by poorly paid experts who mostly hail from third-world nations where their countrymen and countrywomen are breeding like bunnies. Who else would [...]

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Tags: 7 billion, Frankfurt, Malthus, population, satire, statistics, ugly people, UN
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