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The Government’s in the Very Best of Paws

February 27th, 2013

By Dan Miller Recognizing his superior wisdom, President Obama has delegated all tasks that involve governing to First Dog Bo. Peace in our time is finally coming. Down, Barry! I’ve got work to do.

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Tags: Bo, first dog, gun control, Islam, Military, Obama, peace, satire, skeet
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Will Skeet Cause President Obama’s Downfall?

February 12th, 2013

By Dan Miller Until recently, we knew little about the evolution, life and death of skeet. A recent article now fills that great void. A scholarly treatise by Mr. Gary Abernathy, publisher of The Times-Gazette in Hillsboro, Ohio, deals with the evolution of skeet culminating in their short and pitiful lives and violent deaths. It […]

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Tags: Big Bird, gun control, hunting, Obama, satire, shooting, skeet
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President Obama’s Approval Rating Tops 100 Percent!

January 31st, 2013

By Dan Miller President Obama, rightfully jealous of the immense popularity of his rival, North Korea’s Kim Chi-un, has managed to surpass him. North Korean women joyfully considering the bright futures of their children under Kim Chi-un

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Tags: appointments, approval, DPRK, gun control, kimchi, satire, shooting, skeet
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Let’s Make a Deal! Or Not.

December 30th, 2012

By Dan Miller Once upon a time, Let’s Make a Deal was a popular television show. Why not televise the “fiscal cliff” negotiations? According to the source of all true wisdom, Wikipedia, Let’s Make a Deal is a television game show which originated in the United States and has since been produced in many countries […]

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Tags: Congress, fiscal cliff, Gong Show, Let's Make a Deal, Obama, satire, taxes
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Team Obama Has Spent So Much that It Has to Keep Begging for More

October 31st, 2012

By Dan Miller The Obama Campaign has been run like the United States of Obama. Yesterday, I received just one measly begging e-mail from the Obama campaign. Starting to feel left out, I have already received three today, each slightly different from the others. This is the one begging e-mail I received yesterday: But first, […]

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Tags: begging, campaign, contributions, negative ads, ObamaMoney, satire
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