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Will Mount Rushmore Revert to an Indigenous Tribe?

May 20th, 2012

By Dan Miller It must. Thus spake a rapporteur dispatched by the Union Nation (U.N.) Human Rights Council. Although reversion seems only fitting, President Obama has a higher and better use for what will soon be known to all as Mount Michelle. The esteemed U.N. Human Rights Council, known for its tireless and heroic efforts to diminish [...]

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Tags: ego, human rights, Indian land, Mount Rushmore, Obama, satire, UN
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Has China Been Fishing in Troubled Waters?

May 18th, 2012

By Dan Miller She may have critters on her plate that will be hard to eat with or without chopsticks. On May 8th, four Chinese boats from the port of Dalian were fishing about fifty miles from the Chinese coast when they were “hijacked” by North Koreans. One vessel was released but the remaining three, [...]

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Tags: China, fishing boats, North Korea, provocation, ransom, South Korea
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Candidate Obama Was Prescient about Greece

May 17th, 2012

By Dan Miller Realizing even then that a small nation would show the way during his first term in office, Candidate Obama materialized against a backdrop of sturdy Styrofoam Greek columns to accept his 2008 presidential nomination.

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Tags: disaster, economy, Greece, Messiah, monuments, Obama, renting, satire
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The Marine Hymn needs to be rewritten, badly. I have tried.

May 14th, 2012

By Dan Miller It’s beastly and must never again be sung until changed. Then, we can finally be as proud of our country as we are of President and Mrs. Obama. Here are verses from the disgustingly warlike Marine Hymn: From the Halls of Montezuma To the Shores of Tripoli, We fight our country’s battles [...]

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Tags: alpha, beta, gay, Hymn, Marines, men, President, satire, USMC, wusses
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President Obama Says That Same-sex Marriage Is Way Cool

May 12th, 2012

By Dan Miller On May 9th, President Obama came out in favor of same-sex marriage; sort of. Acknowledging that it’s a matter of fairness that remains up to the states, he was planning to get around to it if and when convenient. There is already excessive Federal involvement in marriage, including multiple tax and Social [...]

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Tags: Constitution, executive orders, marriage, same-sex, satire, states rights
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Wind Power Is Awesome

May 9th, 2012

By Dan Miller It is a proven technology and has many untapped potentials. Wind power has been used successfully for many years; it may predate the employment of galley slaves (those who row, probably not those who cook in the galley). Even now, wind power has important uses. It makes sailing, correctly known as the [...]

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Tags: electricity, energy, green, quixotic, sailing, satire, wind power, windmill
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Venezuela Has Become a Place of Great Change but Little Hope

May 8th, 2012

By Dan Miller El Presidente Chávez is probably dying and Fidel Castro has warned about blood (not Chávez’ blood) in the streets. He may well be right, for the wrong reasons. Venezuela became a mess, gradually, after el Presidente Chávez took over the government in 1999. Change came slowly for a few years but eventually [...]

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Tags: Castro, Chavez, Cuba, elections, foreign policy, succession, Venezuela
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Trust but Verify Applies Not Only to Foreign Governments

May 6th, 2012

By Dan Miller Governance of a free people requires their continuously earned trust. Verification is needed to preserve that trust when it is justified and to destroy that trust when it is no longer justified. That is not solely the function of the principal media. Governance with decreasing mutual trust requires the use of ever [...]

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Tags: Chen, China, conspiracy, culture, election, government, PSYOP, Zimmerman
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President Obama Must, Once Again as Always, Heed the Call of His Country

May 2nd, 2012

By Dan Miller Together, we must move forward toward a new dawn with President Obama showing the way. He must lead, not just some but all of us, as he has from the very beginning. President Obama’s November 2008 election victory was foreordained by his passionate yet humble nomination acceptance speech from between majestic Greek [...]

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Tags: forward, Greek columns, King, Obama, satire, space program, Wall Street
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Let Us Be Fair, Peaceful and Healthy

April 29th, 2012

By Dan Miller Fairness is good, unfairness is bad. Peace is good, war is bad. ‘Tis better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor. Having brought us courageously from the dark and into The Light, President Obama is also leading us out of slavery begat of stingy unfairness and into the blessed promised [...]

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Tags: fairness, justice, Obamacare, peace, redistribution, satire, war, wealth
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Government and the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

April 26th, 2012

By Dan Miller Douglas Adams’ Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is a beacon lighting the way for government. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy clarifies much that would otherwise remain puzzling to sentient beings. With the explanations it provides, even carbon-based, bipedal ape-descended life forms on Earth — who are “so amazingly primitive that they still think [...]

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Tags: Afghanistan, apology, bow, Hitchhiker's Guide, Obama, ROE, satire
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More North Korean Threats – Next Verse Same as the First

April 24th, 2012

By Dan Miller Why? Is North Korea serious or is she polishing her tarnished begging bowl yet again? The perception that North Korea is “almost ready” to conduct another nuclear test “soon” has been voiced since before the abortive missile test on Friday the Thirteenth of April at 7:39 AM Korean time. It is now [...]

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Tags: bomb, China, DPRK, Kim Jong-un, missile, North Korea, nuclear, test
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President Obama Has to Go (to Rio+20)

April 22nd, 2012

By Dan Miller Ban Ki-moon says His presence is crucial. He cannot lightly reject this command of the entire World. The United Nations Conference on Sustainable Development (Rio+20) will be held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on June 20-22. It follows the important Rio+20 unsustainable deterioration conference held earlier this year which shaped its agenda. United [...]

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Tags: energy, fairness, re-distribution, re-election, Rio+20, satire, socialism, UN
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President Obama Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and into the Light

April 20th, 2012

By Dan Miller Promised Land, Here we come. Glory Days are upon us! I am so very proud of him that I could…. “We have an unbelievable amazing story to sell tell,” First Lady Obama said. “This President has brought us out of the dark and into the light.” Unlike some candidates people, He wasn’t [...]

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Tags: change, dark, hope, light, Michelle, Obama, righteousness, satire, savior
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How to Encourage Racism and Hatred for Political Gain

April 18th, 2012

By Dan Miller They are easier and more politically useful to encourage than to discourage. Despite claiming in 2008 campaign that he would unite us, President Obama and his allies are doing their best to drive us apart. This YouTube video of our post-racial, post partisan unifying President was posted by BarackObamadotcom on January 31st [...]

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Tags: black-on-black, crime, election, Gates, Obama, race, racial, Trayvon Martin
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Should We Feed the Malnourished North Koreans? – Take Two

April 16th, 2012

By Dan Miller No again, for the same reasons and a few more. On March 30th, I wrote an article asking that question. My answer was that we shouldn’t because the then impending but now failed long range missile launch, and probably still impending underground nuclear test (or faked nuclear test), were yet more examples [...]

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Tags: bomb, China, DPRK, Iran, missile, North Korea, nuclear, rocket, test, UN
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Will North Korea Attempt a Nuclear Test?

April 14th, 2012

By Dan Miller It seems rather likely, soon, although not for the reasons commonly suggested. Motivations for a nuclear test It has been widely speculated that a North Korean nuclear test will follow the embarrassing spectacle of its expensive ($850 million) Friday the 13th long range missile debacle. According to this article from Bloomberg, Kim [...]

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Tags: bomb, DPRK, failure, missile, North Korea, nuclear, rocket, starvation, test
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North Korea, Missile Launch, and a Big Bad Bomb

April 12th, 2012

By Dan Miller Going Once! Going Twice! Going Thrice! Gone! But don’t worry. President Obama is on the ball. The Missile launch After previous failures, it had been anticipated that North Korea would attempt, between April 12th and 16th, to launch a long range missile that it claimed would lift only a harmless small observation satellite [...]

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Tags: China, DPRK, missile, North Korea, nuclear, payload, rocket, South Korea
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North Korea, Missile and Nuclear Test

April 12th, 2012

By Dan Miller North Korea plans to launch an “Earth observation satellite” into orbit, possibly as soon as tonight New York time. The missile launch to celebrate the one hundredth anniversary of the birth of Kim Il-sung is scheduled for between April 12th and 16th. All preparations, including fueling, are nearing completion. The final preparations [...]

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Tags: DPRK, Japan, missile, North Korea, nuclear, rocket, satellite, South Korea
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Grant Proposal – New Renewable Energy Source

April 8th, 2012

By Dan Miller To: United States Department of Energy, Washington, D.C. Re: Development of newly discovered renewable energy source Synopsis: As is well known, world supplies of fossil fuel are now at dangerously low levels and will soon be depleted. New sources of renewable energy must be found promptly. This proposal envisions research and development [...]

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Tags: employment, funding, grant, green energy, satire, spending, taxes, whales
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