Opinion Forum

Will Skeet Cause President Obama’s Downfall?

February 12th, 2013

By Dan Miller Until recently, we knew little about the evolution, life and death of skeet. A recent article now fills that great void. A scholarly treatise by Mr. Gary Abernathy, publisher of The Times-Gazette in Hillsboro, Ohio, deals with the evolution of skeet culminating in their short and pitiful lives and violent deaths. It […]

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Tags: Big Bird, gun control, hunting, Obama, satire, shooting, skeet
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Al Qaeda Endorses President Obama; Tonight’s Debate to be Affected

October 16th, 2012

By Dan Miller Boosting President Obama’s reelection chances Sheik Mohamed ali-Baba, principal spokesman for al Qaeda, demanded that President Obama be reelected. Sheik Mohamed ali-Baba, a well known Islamic scholar, humanitarian, redistributionist and principal spokesman for al Qaeda, today cited the reelection of President Obama as necessary for the survival of the United States under […]

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Tags: al-Qaeda, Big Bird, intelligence, Muslim, Obama, response, satire, terrorism
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Change in Moderator for October 16th Presidential Debate

October 5th, 2012

By Dan Miller Candy Crowley has become unexpectedly unavailable. But the show must go on. Immediately following the October 3rd presidential debacle debate, CNN advised President Obama, as well as some guy scheduled to debate him about foreign policy on October 16th, that Candy Crowley needed an immediate and lengthy period of convalescent leave commencing […]

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Tags: Big Bird, Candy Crowley, debate, moderator, PBS, satire
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