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Ex-TOTUS Speaks Again, No Longer Ex-Cathedra

July 20th, 2012

In an earlier article The Really Honorable I. M. Totus, then the Teleprompter of the United States, told us of his origins and White House functions. Recently fired from his post, he now has even more to say. By I.M. Totus With the exceptions noted in my earlier guest post here, I generally expressed happiness […]

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: campaign, earn, election, Obama, satire, speech, teleprompter, TOTUS
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NEWS FLASH: The Price of Helping President Obama to Celebrate His Birthday Has Risen

July 18th, 2012

By Dan Miller Until recently, it was possible to win a chance to help President Obama celebrate his birthday by betting only three dollars. Now, you can pay twenty-five dollars to play. By e-mail received in my SPAM filter on July 16th, our beloved FLOTUS offered a chance to win an opportunity to help President […]

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Tags: birthday, campaign, contest, election, Michelle, Obama, pig, satire
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President Obama Has Failed to Tell Enough Stories

July 13th, 2012

By Dan Miller That’s what he says has been his greatest problem as our President. Therefore, it must be true. President Obama’s plight is a sad one, because he has done an historic and truly remarkable job in every other respect. Due to my post-partisan concern for his continued success, I have thought long and […]

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Tags: campaign, DPRK, election, Obama, policy, satire, stories, Venezuela
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President Obama – “Betting on America” or Our Stupidity?

July 11th, 2012

By Dan Miller He is gambling with America’s future while betting on our stupidity. He seeks to promote his own future by asking us to place losing bets on America’s future by voting for him. President Obama recently trotted out a race horse named “Betting on America” that he hopes will win the Triple Crown […]

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Tags: America, campaign, donors, future, gambling, Obama, Romney, stupidity
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It’s the Economy, Stupid. So Why Bother Attacking ObamaCare?

July 7th, 2012

By Dan Miller ObamaCare has already hurt the economy and its effects will continue to worsen until repealed. To ignore ObamaCare would be like noticing only the coarseness of the rope with which one is being hung. The economy continues to be a festering mess. The economy continues flailing about and has by no means […]

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Tags: campaign, election, jobs, mandate, Obamacare, RomneyCare, unemployment
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