Opinion Forum

Impact on Unicorns to be Dispositive as to All Energy Projects

March 17th, 2013

By Dan Miller Finally, President Obama has seen the way, the truth and the light. Let all unicorns praise him, along with the little children! Help President Obama to save us!

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: environment, global warming, green, Obama, regulations, satire, unicorn
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Rod Man San and O Ba-ma San Will Soon Play Hoops in Pyongynang!

March 5th, 2013

By Dan Miller Dennis Rodman’s successful diplomatic stint in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, while enjoying the legendary hospitality of Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, has generated great excitement and anticipation. Now it is President Obama’s turn at bat. He is the most on the ball President ever!

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Tags: Dennis Rodman, diplomacy, DPRK, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, Obama, satire
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Who and What is that Obama Person, Anyway?

March 3rd, 2013

By Dan Miller Few know and they aren’t telling us. All we know for sure is that someone wrote his semi-fictional (auto?) biography, that he tells us things that are often untrue and harmful and that he frequently does harmful things. Is this how he wants to be seen? Is this how he sees himself?

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Tags: Jarrett, Messiah, Michelle, narcissism, NPD, Obama, second coming
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The Government’s in the Very Best of Paws

February 27th, 2013

By Dan Miller Recognizing his superior wisdom, President Obama has delegated all tasks that involve governing to First Dog Bo. Peace in our time is finally coming. Down, Barry! I’ve got work to do.

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: Bo, first dog, gun control, Islam, Military, Obama, peace, satire, skeet
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President Obama Welcomes His New Muslim Brotherhood Bodyguards

February 18th, 2013

By Dan Miller Islam is the only true Religion of Peace and seeks merely to eliminate the savagery of Christianity, Judaism and other false religions. Members of the Muslim Brotherhood are highly respected for their intensely peaceful nature and also for dealing fairly but firmly with all enemies of truth and justice.

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: guards, Israel, jihad, Muslim Brotherhood, Obama, Palestine, satire, sharia
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