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President Obama Suggests that the French First Lady Is Pretty

November 5th, 2011

By Dan Miller In this story, of obviously crucial importance about a remark made by our beloved President Obama at the G-20 Summit, it is reported that President Obama said “I want to make mention that this is our first meeting since the arrival of the newest Sarkozy, and so I want to congratulate Nicolas [...]

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: appearance, Carla Bruni, compliment, insult, Obama, Sarkozy, satire
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Will AG Holder Go Under the Bus?

October 11th, 2011

By Dan Miller The headline in this article in the Washington Post opinion section characterizes Attorney General Holder as President Obama’s albatross and then lists some of General Holder’s missteps, some political and some more substantive. The bottom line is that he is grossly incompetent. Some of the comments appended to the article are interesting. [...]

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Tags: AG, campaign, election, Holder, incompetent, Obama, replacement
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Culex Mosquitoes Declared an Endangered Species

October 9th, 2011

By Dan Miller In a long anticipated announcement, the Federal Insect Board (FIB) today proclaimed that the Culex Mosquito is an endangered species. Since the Culex are small and difficult for lay-persons to distinguish from other types of mosquito, urgent steps are being taken to prevent the killing of all mosquitoes. In a related development, [...]

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: children, election, mosquitoes, Obama, satire, Shakira, vegetables
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Why President Obama Is Really No Worse than el Presidente Chávez

September 26th, 2011

By Dan Miller Here are some of the contrasting great leaps forward made or promised by these two astonishing leaders. This article by James Petras, a former professor of sociology at Binghamton University who claims “a 50-year membership in the class struggle,” appeared on September 17 in the Dissident Voice — a remarkable publication with [...]

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: capitalism, Chavez, el Presidente, housing, Obama, oil, satire, socialism
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He Promised Change

September 17th, 2011

By Richard D. Bailey He promised “Change.” In 2008, with a brilliant strategy, Clinton/Bush fatigue, an aspirational biography and a natural grace and eloquence before adoring crowds that brought the media world and popular culture to wistful, teary longings for the time of Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Barack Obama mastered the moment and [...]

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Tags: change, defeat, eloquence, failure, hope, Obama, promises, slogan
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TinkerBell Loves President Obama

September 15th, 2011

By Dan Miller During a campaign appearance in North Carolina today, President Obama brought his appeal for passage of the Save Obama Bill (SOB) down to the basics, shouting to the gathered multitude “if you love me you’ve got to clap your hands help me pass this bill.” How on Earth could any reasonable person [...]

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: Congress, economy, jobs bill, Obama, recession, satire, unemployment
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Save Obama Bill

September 13th, 2011

By Dan Miller Let’s find out what’s in it before it is voted on. The Save Obama Bill (SOB) is 155 single spaced pages in length and has more cross references to, and would make more changes in, previously enacted legislation than I could conveniently count. It was obviously a long time in gestation, President [...]

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Tags: bill, Congress, economy, jobs, Obama, partisan, SOB, spending, taxes
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Obama Will Soon Offer Plans to Create Jobs, and Conservatives Must Help

August 20th, 2011

By Dan Miller These novel ideas are all workable and truly bipartisan; they should appeal to libruls and conservatives alike. The country needs productive jobs, not counter-productive jobs. During his bus tour of the hinterlands aboard a new $1.1 million bus made in Canada (“the perfect coach for entertainers, sports stars, NASCAR drivers, executive travel, [...]

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Tags: bus, business, green, jobs, Obama, overseas, plan, satire, unions, vacation
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President Admits To Having Made Mistakes

July 3rd, 2011

By Dan Miller The President of Panamá, that is. According to an article in a local Panamanian news service that reprises articles in the Spanish language newspapers, Martinelli admits to “a lot of mistakes” President Ricardo Martinelli in an exclusive interview with Prensa.com. has admitted to “a lot of mistakes” since he took office, including [...]

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Tags: Martinelli, mistakes, Obama, Panama, President, satire
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Great Medical Discovery – Meniscus and Brain Connected

May 31st, 2011

By Dan Miller A stupendous Venezuelan medical discovery has been announced; this may be a result of the marvels of Cuban medicine as well. The discovery of a previously unsuspected connection between the brain and the knee has reached us via no less an authority than Venezuela’s long suffering el Presidente Chávez, whose knee problems [...]

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Tags: brain, Chavez, Clinton, election, knee, meniscus, Obama, satire
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Is Obama a Serial Liar?

May 10th, 2011

By Nancy Morgan Accusing someone of lying is a serious matter. Especially when that someone is the President of the United States. Charges of that nature should be leveled based only on absolute proof of a deliberate statement, intentionally made, whose sole purpose is to deceive. Based on this criteria, President Obama is a liar. [...]

Articles written by Nancy Morgan
Tags: bin Laden, budget, deficits, gas, immigration, liar, lies, Obama, prices, taxes
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Advance Text of President Obama’s Address

May 5th, 2011

By Dan Miller Various reliable White House sources, under threat of suicide should they make it public in advance of delivery, have provided the following text of the address President Obama will soon deliver at Ground Zero. Due to the obvious sensitivities, we have placed the president’s remarks after the jump. If you believe you [...]

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Tags: address, Ground Zero, Islam, Muslims, Obama, Pakistan, satire, terrorism
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Rush Limbaugh on the Killing of Osama bin Laden

May 4th, 2011

By Tom Carter I listen to Rush Limbaugh now and then, just as I sample the likes of Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow. It’s interesting to hear what they have to say, given that they and talkers like them reflect — or guide — political thinking on the left and right. For that reason, I [...]

Articles written by Tom Carter
Tags: bin Laden, Bush, credit, failure, Guantanamo, Limbaugh, Obama, success
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President Obama Changes His Name

April 20th, 2011

By Dan Miller Although not widely reported, President Obama has finally changed his name to Barrack T. Obama. The “T” is for Transparent, more au courant than the previously used “H” standing for Humble. This happened during an undisclosed ceremony held across the street from the White House shortly after BTO received a major transparency [...]

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Tags: DOJ, ethics, lobbyist, Obama, open government, satire, SEIU, transparency
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Former President Obama to Star in New TV Reality Series

April 5th, 2011

By Dan Miller Having decisively placed his stamp on foreign policy by failing to make numerous decisions recently, President Obama is preparing for his staring role in a new television reality series, InDecision Time, scheduled to begin early in 2013. Former President Carter will be the master of ceremonies. Former President Obama, former Secretary Clinton [...]

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Tags: Carter, Chavez, Clapper, Clinton, foreign policy, Obama, reality tv, satire
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Time to Declare Victory in Libya?

April 3rd, 2011

By Dan Miller On April 3rd, the United States will cease most Libya related kinetic military action unless somebody in NATO asks for more. It has not yet been decided whether to supply arms to the rebels there. They may have depleted their supplies by shooting into the air; they were either celebrating something, made a [...]

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Tags: air strikes, Congress, Libya, Obama, rebels, satire, supply arms, victory
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Blither, Dither, Little Guy

March 19th, 2011

By Dan Miller Never previously having attempted to write poetry, here is my first effort. It should probably also be my last. Blither, dither, little guy, Up above the world so high Like a diamond in the sky. That you know best I can attest and Have no wish to be a pest. Play some [...]

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Tags: basketball, budget, dither, economy, golf, Japan, Libya, Obama, party, Rio
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How Today’s Liberals Betray Yesterday’s

March 9th, 2011

By Dan Miller The meanings of words change over time. “Gentleman” once meant a person privy to the person of the king; eventually, it meant a man of wealth and station; now, it adorns the entrance to a toilet intended for males. This devolution has done no noticeable harm. However, “liberal” — Thomas Jefferson was [...]

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Tags: conservative, liberal, Obama, progressive, Teddy Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson
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Dithering Won’t Keep the Peace

February 15th, 2011

By Dan Miller Not even ObamaCare can cover the harm the president has done to national health. President Obama is driving a badly maintained car with defective brakes, no steering wheel and a stuck accelerator; he can’t see the cliff up ahead because it’s night and the headlights are broken too. He is in trouble. [...]

Articles written by Dan Miller
Tags: Arab, Churchill, Egypt, foreign policy, Iran, Middle East, Obama, World War I
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It’s All Hillary’s Fault

February 13th, 2011

By Nancy Morgan The New York Times is reporting that the mixed messages received from the White House on the Egyptian crisis were the fault of the State Department: “A president who himself is often torn between idealism and pragmatism was navigating the counsel of a traditional foreign policy establishment led by Mrs. Clinton, Mr. [...]

Articles written by Nancy Morgan
Tags: democracy, Egypt, foreign policy, Iran, Israel, Mubarak, Obama, U.S.
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