Opinion Forum

Impact on Unicorns to be Dispositive as to All Energy Projects

March 17th, 2013

By Dan Miller Finally, President Obama has seen the way, the truth and the light. Let all unicorns praise him, along with the little children! Help President Obama to save us!

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Tags: environment, global warming, green, Obama, regulations, satire, unicorn
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Shocking Revelation: RINOs Agree to Kill Deadly Austerity Beast

March 9th, 2013

By Dan Miller Innocent children, poor and minorities have been the worst hit. On Wednesday, President Obama dined with a dozen congressional Republicans at an unpretentious little restaurant in a Washington, D.C. ghetto. His purpose was to show them how badly the poor, minorities — and particularly little children — have already been scarred, perhaps […]

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Tags: libertarian, negotiation, Republican, RINO, satire, sequester, spending, tax
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Rod Man San and O Ba-ma San Will Soon Play Hoops in Pyongynang!

March 5th, 2013

By Dan Miller Dennis Rodman’s successful diplomatic stint in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, while enjoying the legendary hospitality of Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, has generated great excitement and anticipation. Now it is President Obama’s turn at bat. He is the most on the ball President ever!

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Tags: Dennis Rodman, diplomacy, DPRK, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, Obama, satire
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The Government’s in the Very Best of Paws

February 27th, 2013

By Dan Miller Recognizing his superior wisdom, President Obama has delegated all tasks that involve governing to First Dog Bo. Peace in our time is finally coming. Down, Barry! I’ve got work to do.

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Tags: Bo, first dog, gun control, Islam, Military, Obama, peace, satire, skeet
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Are Conservative Media Viable in Our Low Information Age?

February 22nd, 2013

By Dan Miller Low information voters have the most fun. They must, since they are the majority and the majority rules. Therefore, what interests them is the most important. One small step for FLOTUS, a giant leap for humankind. Swoon, ye peasants, swoon! Bangs are in and that’s important. Ipse dixit.

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Tags: bangs, Benghazi, conservative, Michelle, PJ Media, satire, uninformed, voters
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