Opinion Forum

Will Skeet Cause President Obama’s Downfall?

February 12th, 2013

By Dan Miller Until recently, we knew little about the evolution, life and death of skeet. A recent article now fills that great void. A scholarly treatise by Mr. Gary Abernathy, publisher of The Times-Gazette in Hillsboro, Ohio, deals with the evolution of skeet culminating in their short and pitiful lives and violent deaths. It […]

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Tags: Big Bird, gun control, hunting, Obama, satire, shooting, skeet
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President Obama’s Approval Rating Tops 100 Percent!

January 31st, 2013

By Dan Miller President Obama, rightfully jealous of the immense popularity of his rival, North Korea’s Kim Chi-un, has managed to surpass him. North Korean women joyfully considering the bright futures of their children under Kim Chi-un

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Tags: appointments, approval, DPRK, gun control, kimchi, satire, shooting, skeet
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The Media Trial of George Zimmerman Shows That We Don’t Need Courts

March 24th, 2012

By Dan Miller During Alice’s visit to Wonderland, she attended a trial. The queen demanded, “sentence first, trial later.” We can do even better! As just about everyone not comatose for the past several days now knows, twenty-eight year old George Zimmerman, a neighborhood watch volunteer, shot and killed seventeen year old Trayvon Martin almost […]

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Tags: arrest, racial, racist, satire, shooting, Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman
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Disband the Border Patrol and Replace It with La Raza

April 3rd, 2011

By Dan Miller Here is a very sad and disturbing story about one of the many atrocities being committed by the United States Border Patrol along the Mexican border. On March 21st, a Border Patrol officer unjustly shot and killed an obviously innocent Mexican teenager named Carlos Lamadrid, who had fled back to the border […]

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Tags: Border Patrol, La Raza, marijuana, satire, shooting, smugglers
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The Arizona Shooting and Gun Control

January 21st, 2011

By Tom Carter Handguns are designed to kill people, and one of them did its job quite well in Arizona. It’s time to outlaw handguns. There’s been a lot of mindless blather in the wake of the Arizona shooting in which a federal judge, a nine-year-old girl, and others were killed and a congresswoman and […]

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Tags: Arizona, Glock, gun control, handguns, high-capacity magazines, shooting
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