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Next Debate – President Obama Will Win with the Help of TOTUS

October 6th, 2012

By Dan Miller TOTUS will overcome all potential difficulties. Due to President Obama’s less than exemplary performance at the Wednesday night debate, serious concerns have been raised that not providing him even one single teleprompter was unfair. It was unfair, particularly in view of his great reliance on TOTUS. The truth is that President Obama […]

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Tags: debates, Obama, Romney, satire, teleprompter, TOTUS
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Ex-TOTUS Speaks Again, No Longer Ex-Cathedra

July 20th, 2012

In an earlier article The Really Honorable I. M. Totus, then the Teleprompter of the United States, told us of his origins and White House functions. Recently fired from his post, he now has even more to say. By I.M. Totus With the exceptions noted in my earlier guest post here, I generally expressed happiness […]

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Tags: campaign, earn, election, Obama, satire, speech, teleprompter, TOTUS
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EXCLUSIVE: The Teleprompter of the United States Tells All

June 10th, 2012

We are greatly privileged to have the very highest Obama Administration official ever as our guest author today. President Obama’s eminence grise, The Really Honorable I.M. Totus, is uniquely qualified to tell us many things. By I.M. Totus First, a few words about me. Even as a little Valley Girl silicon chip, I knew that […]

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Tags: campaign, Obama, President, satire, teleprompter, TOTUS
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