Opinion Forum

Impact on Unicorns to be Dispositive as to All Energy Projects

March 17th, 2013

By Dan Miller Finally, President Obama has seen the way, the truth and the light. Let all unicorns praise him, along with the little children! Help President Obama to save us!

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Tags: environment, global warming, green, Obama, regulations, satire, unicorn
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Osama bin Laden Conspiracy Theories

May 4th, 2011

By Dan Miller There has to be something to the bin Laden conspiracy theories! Having dined on a rich and varied feast of conspiracy theories since long before May Day, the Obama Administration has sensed the need to provide frequent updates to the bin Laden narrative for one of the following reasons: (a) to rebut […]

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Tags: 9/11, bin Laden, Bush, conspiracy, satire, Sheehan, theories, unicorn
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Obama and Holder Will Get to Root of High Gas Prices

April 22nd, 2011

By Dan Miller Or something. In a timely effort to combat unanticipated increases in gasoline prices, President Obama and Attorney General Holder today flew separately onto the world stage, handsomely mounted on their white unicorns. They promised to “be vigilant in monitoring the oil and gas markets for any wrongdoing so that consumers can be […]

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Tags: Chevy Volt, gasoline, Holder, prices, satire, solar power, unicorn
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