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Wheelchair, Please

December 14th, 2008

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, “I sure would like to go to Disneyland.” George said, “No problem. I’ll take you there on Air Force One.”

The second kid said, “I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.” George said, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”

The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo!”

Dubya was a little perplexed by this and said, “But you don’t look like you’re injured.”

The kid said, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning!”

Articles written by Tom Carter
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