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Will Mount Rushmore Revert to an Indigenous Tribe?

May 20th, 2012

By Dan Miller It must. Thus spake a rapporteur dispatched by the Union Nation (U.N.) Human Rights Council. Although reversion seems only fitting, President Obama has a higher and better use for what will soon be known to all as Mount Michelle. The esteemed U.N. Human Rights Council, known for its tireless and heroic efforts to diminish [...]

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Tags: ego, human rights, Indian land, Mount Rushmore, Obama, satire, UN
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Candidate Obama Was Prescient about Greece

May 17th, 2012

By Dan Miller Realizing even then that a small nation would show the way during his first term in office, Candidate Obama materialized against a backdrop of sturdy Styrofoam Greek columns to accept his 2008 presidential nomination.

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Tags: disaster, economy, Greece, Messiah, monuments, Obama, renting, satire
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President Obama Must, Once Again as Always, Heed the Call of His Country

May 2nd, 2012

By Dan Miller Together, we must move forward toward a new dawn with President Obama showing the way. He must lead, not just some but all of us, as he has from the very beginning. President Obama’s November 2008 election victory was foreordained by his passionate yet humble nomination acceptance speech from between majestic Greek [...]

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Tags: forward, Greek columns, King, Obama, satire, space program, Wall Street
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Government and the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

April 26th, 2012

By Dan Miller Douglas Adams’ Ravenous Bugblatter Beast is a beacon lighting the way for government. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy clarifies much that would otherwise remain puzzling to sentient beings. With the explanations it provides, even carbon-based, bipedal ape-descended life forms on Earth — who are “so amazingly primitive that they still think [...]

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Tags: Afghanistan, apology, bow, Hitchhiker's Guide, Obama, ROE, satire
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President Obama Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and into the Light

April 20th, 2012

By Dan Miller Promised Land, Here we come. Glory Days are upon us! I am so very proud of him that I could…. “We have an unbelievable amazing story to sell tell,” First Lady Obama said. “This President has brought us out of the dark and into the light.” Unlike some candidates people, He wasn’t [...]

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Tags: change, dark, hope, light, Michelle, Obama, righteousness, satire, savior
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How to Encourage Racism and Hatred for Political Gain

April 18th, 2012

By Dan Miller They are easier and more politically useful to encourage than to discourage. Despite claiming in 2008 campaign that he would unite us, President Obama and his allies are doing their best to drive us apart. This YouTube video of our post-racial, post partisan unifying President was posted by BarackObamadotcom on January 31st [...]

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Tags: black-on-black, crime, election, Gates, Obama, race, racial, Trayvon Martin
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Pravda Frowns on Governor Romney

March 29th, 2012

By Dan Miller He is out of touch, out of date and unelectable. But President Obama is like a Red Red Rose. Oh my luve is like a red, red rose, That’s newly sprung in June: Oh my luve is like the melodie, That’s sweetly play’d in tune. As fair art thou, my bonie lass, So [...]

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Tags: foe, geopolitical, Obama, Pravda, Putin, Romney, Russia, satire, Venezuela
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Keep Up the Great Work, Haaretz. May Allah Bless You.

March 9th, 2012

By Dan Miller There are clear signs that Prime Minister Netanyahu may be Churchillian — probably with thespian tendencies. Such horrible accusations could never be make about President Obama. In this article, I tried to analyze an editorial by the editor-in-chief of the Israeli newspaper Haaretz that criticized Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s AIPAC speech. In that [...]

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Tags: appeasement, Chamberlain, Churchill, Iran, Netanyahu, Obama, satire, war
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President Obama Has Done a Truly Remarkable Job

February 17th, 2012

By Dan Miller Unfortunately, I can think of few favorable remarks to make. According to Maya Angelou, President Obama has done a remarkable job. In some respects, I suppose he has. As promised, for example, he has cause the seas to cease their demonic rise, caused by anthropogenic global warming climate change, by stomping upon [...]

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Tags: Angelou, class warfare, cronyism, fund raising, Obama, re-election, satire
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Will Republicans Snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory?

February 15th, 2012

By Tom Carter Roger Simon has an article at Pajamas Media that I wish every Republican would take a couple of minutes to read. In Simon’s words, “What seemed even weeks ago as potentially a banner year for Republicans now appears a potential debacle. Not only is the continued loss of the presidency … and [...]

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Tags: candidate, convention, defeat, election, Obama, Republican, victory
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I Do Not Like Thee, Governor Romney

February 5th, 2012

By Dan Miller I do not like thee, Dr. Fell. The reasons why I cannot tell. But this I know and know full well: I do not like thee, Dr. Fell. B.S. I can say and have said why. But I will support you as the Republican candidate. Roger L. Simon, of PJ Media, wrote [...]

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Tags: candidates, election, GOP, inevitable, Obama, primaries, Romney
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Anthroprogenic Global Warming Gave Us President Obama

February 4th, 2012

By Dan Miller Then the seas ceased their rise because President Obama is way cool! Since the warming trend will otherwise return, he needs four more years. Vote early and often. Mother Earth demands no less. This article at PJ Tatler has links to many events attributed to global warming. Through a possible oversight, it [...]

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Tags: Al Gore, carbon credits, global warming, manmade, Obama, satire, sun
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Confesssion: I Did Not Watch the SOTU Last Night

January 25th, 2012

By Dan Miller I had three good reasons: there wasn’t enough rum, it was past my bedtime and our dogs, fearing for what little remains of my sanity, wouldn’t let me. However, I have read much of the commentary and based on that will provide a post-partisan analysis in keeping with the spirit of the [...]

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Tags: campaign, dull, economy, election, Obama, partisan, satire, SOTU, taxes
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After the State of the Union: Who Can Defeat Obama?

January 25th, 2012

By Tom Carter As I watched the President’s State of the Union address last night, this question was rattling around in my mind: Who can defeat Obama? Based on performance quality in delivering a prepared speech, the answer is that none of the current Republican contenders is up to the task. That highlights a defining [...]

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Tags: candidates, election, facts, Gingrich, Obama, Republican, Romney, SOTU
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Let’s All Vote for President Obama

January 23rd, 2012

By Dan Miller There are excellent reasons! Trust me — Obama supporters told me and they must know. You people make me sad. Sadly, our appreciation of President and Mrs. Obama has not kept pace with reality and we have disappointed them.

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Tags: appreciation, election, jobs, Obama, satire, singing, spending, taxes
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Might President Obama Morph into an el Presidente Chávez?

January 12th, 2012

By Dan Miller President Obama ain’t no el Presidente Chávez. Yet. But what if he gets another four years in office and a compliant Congress? When el Presidente Chávez took office in 1999, he began only slowly to implement his “reforms.” To a casual observer, few changes were apparent in Venezuela between 1997 when my [...]

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Tags: Chavez, Congress, Constitution, election, Obama, Obamacare, poverty
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Ron Paul and Double Standards

January 12th, 2012

By Seth Forman Now that Ron Paul has achieved electoral respectability in the Republican primaries, the media is in high dudgeon over his extremism. Paul, according to the procurators of good taste at the New York Times, “long ago disqualified himself for the presidency” by, among other things, “peddling claptrap proposals” such as “cutting a third [...]

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Tags: double standard, extremism, newsletters, Obama, pastors, race, Ron Paul
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Kim Jong-un Is Really Cool!

January 8th, 2012

By Dan Miller Here is a new video showing North Korea’s newly ascended leader, Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-kool, riding a horse, driving a tank, preparing to fly an airplane and doing other stuff most any guy of his age would enjoy. He even seems happy.

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Tags: DPRK, Kim Jong-un, North Korea, Obama, religion, satire, succession
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Support Governor Romney to Preserve the Status Quo

November 28th, 2011

By Dan Miller The Status Quo is Great! Here are the reasons to support Governor Romney: ♥ The transition from President Obama to President Romney will be less traumatic than the transition to any other Republican candidate because they are the most similar; ♥ Governor Romney created RomneyCare, the precursor to ObamaCare, a marvelous thing; [...]

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Tags: Cain, election, experience, Obama, Romney, RomneyCare, satire, Tea Party
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