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The Government’s in the Very Best of Paws

February 27th, 2013

By Dan Miller Recognizing his superior wisdom, President Obama has delegated all tasks that involve governing to First Dog Bo. Peace in our time is finally coming. Down, Barry! I’ve got work to do.

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Tags: Bo, first dog, gun control, Islam, Military, Obama, peace, satire, skeet
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Will Skeet Cause President Obama’s Downfall?

February 12th, 2013

By Dan Miller Until recently, we knew little about the evolution, life and death of skeet. A recent article now fills that great void. A scholarly treatise by Mr. Gary Abernathy, publisher of The Times-Gazette in Hillsboro, Ohio, deals with the evolution of skeet culminating in their short and pitiful lives and violent deaths. It […]

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Tags: Big Bird, gun control, hunting, Obama, satire, shooting, skeet
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President Obama’s Approval Rating Tops 100 Percent!

January 31st, 2013

By Dan Miller President Obama, rightfully jealous of the immense popularity of his rival, North Korea’s Kim Chi-un, has managed to surpass him. North Korean women joyfully considering the bright futures of their children under Kim Chi-un

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Tags: appointments, approval, DPRK, gun control, kimchi, satire, shooting, skeet
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What Purposes Would Federal Background Checks and Firearm Registries Serve?

January 28th, 2013

By Dan Miller Probably not only the purposes our devoted civil savants advance to justify them. I’m not a stupid racist, so you don’t scare me! Uh, you do work for the DHS — don’t you?

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Tags: 2d Amendment, confiscation, Constitution, gun control, insurrection
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Gun Control, People Control and Our Tired Old Constitution

January 22nd, 2013

By Dan Miller Part I Although it does not reflect modern Librul thinking, the Second Amendment is co-equal with the rest of the Bill of Rights in guaranteeing the rights of a free people. Infringement of any part of the Bill of Rights can easily lead to infringement of all.

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Tags: 2nd Amendment, Constitution, gun control, Heller, rights, Supreme Court
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